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Thursday, November 24, 2005

Yep, another Goddamned blog: The Gideons: �We�re to blame for America being a fucking Hell hole.�

 The Gideons: “We’re to blame for America being a fucking Hell hole.”


In a shocking revelation today, the Gideons announced on their website that for the last twenty- five years, or when Ronald Reagan was running for President, their Bibles contained omissions that have resulted in America and much of earth descending into a “fucking Hell hole.”

“Somehow, the complete deletion of the New Testament, in which God had evolved from being a total celestial psychopath into a less murderous Supreme Being, escaped our notice this past quarter century. And for that, we deeply apologize.”

The deletion of the New Testament for the more than one billion Bibles that have been published by the Gideons since 1981, handily explains how Christian evangelicals are completely ignorant of the life and teachings of Jesus Christ.

“We always thought that the Bibles that had been coming in from the printing press were a bit on the light side. Now we know why. And if you’re wondering how Christian fundamentalists could’ve so easily misconstrued the wisdom of God and completely skeeve Christ, well, blame us.”

Reactions from the evangelical community were immediate but mixed.

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read more here:

http://jurassicpork.blogspot.com/2005/11/gideons-were-to-blame-for-america.html

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